Monday, July 14, 2008

The Onion Predicted Bush

You have to go read this Onion piece from January 17, 2001: Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'. It's remarkably prescient.

"Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

"During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

Really go read the whole thing, it's scary.

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