Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Chuck Norris: Creationist

By now you've all see the Chuck Norris Facts, but you might not have known that Chuck Norris has his own column now. It sounds like he's born again, and he clearly doesn't believe in evolution:

"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures."

I never thought he was an intellectual, but I didn't realize he was an idiot.


Joey said...

I hope that you are rehearsing the Chicago version of 'American Pie' with every new post!

Keep well!


Howard said...

Well the Jamaican version had so much going for it. :)