The Hill (not The Onion) reports Lobbyist drafts bill to ban gays from NFL .
"Washington lobbyist Jack Burkman on Monday said he is preparing legislation that would ban gay athletes from joining the National Football League."
”We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?”
"“If the NFL has no morals and no values, then Congress must find values for it,” Burkman said."
I'm sure this will help them win elections (or so they think, will be fun to watch).