Unsafe Toys

It's that time of year again, the 21st Annual Toy Safety Survey is out.

While not the make light of that, this is one of my favorite David Letterman Top 10 lists, apparently from 1986:

10. Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol
9. Hasbro's Slippery Steps
8. Black & Decker Silly Driller
7. Roof Ranger Paratrooper Outfit
6. Remco's Pocket Hive
5. Traffic Tag
4. Will It Burn? from Parker Brothers
3. Chimney Explorer
2. My First Ferret Farm
1. Ooh -- You're Blue! The Hold-Your-Breath Game

That's the list as I find it on the web. From an old email joke I have number one as:

1. Mr. Grenade-Head