Some of My Favorite Tweets Today

Bed now. This week is so bad that an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison to Obama and THAT'S LIKE THE TENTH BIGGEST STORY.

Boston is probably the only major city that if you fuck with them, they will shut down the whole city...stop everything.. and find you.

If you expect #Boston ease up, you are not aware of how we treated Bill Buckner for 18 years after a baseball rolled between his legs.

Things we'll do to keep people safe: Lock down an entire city for hours. Things we won't do: A 5 min background check before you buy a gun

And I still like this from a few days ago, This is a very tough town. We take only three things seriously here, and that's sports, politics, and revenge.